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osukiomi: kickin-jeans: grandma got run over despacito oppa gangnam style christmas eve you...

Tue, 26 Jun 2018 20:48:42 -0400

kickin-jeans:

grandma got run over despacito

oppa gangnam style christmas eve

you might say to go and whip and nae nae

but I’m cozy in my home with minecraft steve

Photo

Tue, 26 Jun 2018 18:26:22 -0400

date-a-jew-suggestions: prismatic-bell: date-a-jew-suggestions: If you would report an...

Tue, 26 Jun 2018 18:26:16 -0400

date-a-jew-suggestions:

prismatic-bell:

date-a-jew-suggestions:

If you would report an undocumented immigrant to ICE you would have reported me to the Nazis and I don’t fucking trust you

A note:

I live in a state where you “have to” report anyone you suspect of being undocumented (that wonderful hellhole of Arizona). Now in practice this law has fallen far short, thank goodness. But if you live in such a place and they start enforcing it, here is how you get around it:

Assume everyone who doesn’t speak English is visiting.

Never ask about their job, because if they tell you they work here then you know they’re not visiting. You see them a lot for several weeks or months? Hm. Someone in the family must be ill. That’s terribly tough. They always dress in old, ratty laborers’ clothes? I feel you, my dude, I can’t afford new clothes either, and my dad has the fashion sense of an aardvark, so sometimes it’s not even about “affording” them. They say they’ve been here for years? You must have misunderstood. Spanish isn’t your first language, after all. First and last name? It never came up, or you don’t recall–you meet a lot of people.

And then, if you’re asked: no, you haven’t seen anyone residing illegally in the United States. Just people visiting.

Very good very important addition

chrrytint: ‪this is so sad alexa play gasolina‬

Tue, 26 Jun 2018 16:57:27 -0400

chrrytint:

‪this is so sad alexa play gasolina‬

oppa-homeless-style: winjerone: adeptus-astarteej: It’s really depressing how Labor Day has gone...

Tue, 26 Jun 2018 16:55:51 -0400

oppa-homeless-style:

winjerone:

adeptus-astarteej:

It’s really depressing how Labor Day has gone from “give laborers a day off” to “give white collar office workers and executives a day off but make retail laborers work so that executives can get a latte on their day off”

Nobody is making anyone work. If you don’t want to work on that day, don’t.

blackademics: off the shits no jutsu

Tue, 26 Jun 2018 16:54:28 -0400

blackademics:

off the shits no jutsu

gudroo: snoopingasusualisee: snoopingasusualisee: piermanwalter: snoopingasusualisee: Fish are...

Tue, 26 Jun 2018 16:53:49 -0400

gudroo:

snoopingasusualisee:

snoopingasusualisee:

piermanwalter:

snoopingasusualisee:

Fish are good and humble little creatures.

Look me in the eye and tell me this is humble:

He looks like he spends all day incoherently screaming about the forgotten gods he has devoured.

Mr. Cooch is just one of my many beloved associates

oh mr ‘sea creatures look like lil bitches’ is looking for redemption now… dont think ive forgotten… i still have my surgical tools laying around here somewhere so dont get too comfortable

gudroo: snoopingasusualisee: rustywidget: snoopingasusualisee: why do sea creatures look like...

Tue, 26 Jun 2018 16:53:33 -0400

gudroo:

snoopingasusualisee:

rustywidget:

snoopingasusualisee:

why do sea creatures look like that

Like what?

little bitches

i’m going to surgically swap your ears and your nostrils you fucking insect. don’t disrespect sea creatures like this ever again.

dcputyhudson: armed-joy:

Tue, 26 Jun 2018 16:51:20 -0400

dcputyhudson:

armed-joy:

flyingbatteries: i’m losing my mind

Tue, 26 Jun 2018 16:50:36 -0400

flyingbatteries:

i’m losing my mind

nctaezen: perfection ♡

Tue, 26 Jun 2018 16:44:46 -0400

nctaezen:

perfection ♡

07ten: Ten TV

Tue, 26 Jun 2018 16:44:36 -0400

07ten:

Ten TV

pink-rose-jaehyeong: this is so sad alexa play swimming fool

Tue, 26 Jun 2018 16:43:25 -0400

pink-rose-jaehyeong:

this is so sad alexa play swimming fool

withjunhui:adventures at the aquarium

Tue, 26 Jun 2018 16:41:44 -0400

withjunhui:

adventures at the aquarium

jaetime: you vs. the guys she tells you not to worry...

Tue, 26 Jun 2018 16:37:21 -0400

jaetime:

you vs. the guys she tells you not to worry about
Bonus:

unregistered-hypercam2: dwergaz: i’m just a regular person on the internet with a pornography...

Tue, 26 Jun 2018 16:35:35 -0400

unregistered-hypercam2:

dwergaz:

i’m just a regular person on the internet with a pornography obsession so significant that it is impossible even for strangers not to notice. however, i’m normal. don’t mind the orgasming cartoon woman i have as my profile pic – it’s just her head so it is OK. let’s talk about something normal, i expect you to be able to ignore all this

it takes a special level of shamelessness to reblog something like this and write “me tho lol” in the tags. it is beyond reason to do what’s highlighted in the above post but it absolutely takes a whole, entire step beyond that to self-identify with content that is directly, unabashedly making fun of you

kristian-do: [17’S 정한] 실제로 정한이가 맞은 물 너무 열심히 뿌린거...

Tue, 26 Jun 2018 11:57:09 -0400

kristian-do:

[17’S 정한] 실제로 정한이가 맞은 물 너무 열심히 뿌린거 아니냐…??
(trans.) [17′s Jeonghan] The actual water which hit jeonghannie, didn’t you spray it too hard…??

cosmikaze: enecoo: reverendrev: enecoo: an0n-1o1: enecoo: t...

Tue, 26 Jun 2018 07:47:18 -0400

cosmikaze:

enecoo:

reverendrev:

enecoo:

an0n-1o1:

enecoo:

thej-key:

enecoo:

getmahnameright521:

enecoo:

SE PLEA
THE DO
THAT BEST
CAN YOU
DO!

really… japanese comics read right to left

PLEA DO BEST YOU SE THE THAT CAN DO!

…. right to left, then top to bottom.

SE PLEA
THE
THAT
CAN
DO!

@enecoo PLEASE DO THE BEST THAT YOU CAN DO!

I’m trying!

none of the mouth shapes match up with the sounds

It’s almost as if translations don’t correspond with Japanese sounds

seventeenclub: lilili yabbay but it’s not lilili yabbay

Tue, 26 Jun 2018 00:43:54 -0400

seventeenclub:

lilili yabbay but it’s not lilili yabbay

nakamotens: taeyong is so precious ♡

Tue, 26 Jun 2018 00:40:37 -0400

nakamotens:

taeyong is so precious ♡